Lord Of Deduction

Sep 19

galaxystew:

Most people are scared when they find out about the supernatural. Mrs. Tran hires a witch on Craigslist.

Do not tell Mrs. Tran your weakness. Mrs. Tran will fill a super soaker with it and shoot you in the face.

A demon was sent to kill Mrs. Tran once. Mrs. Tran locked him in her trunk. It was awesome.

Death does not know who Mrs. Tran is. He’s never had a near-Mrs. Tran experience.

This is not Mrs. Tran’s first tattoo.

Sep 19

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Sep 18

my latin teacher walked out of the room for like 2 minutes and the class started drawing pentagrams on the board so I drew a devils trap and the teacher just erASED ALL OF THEM BUT MINE.

Sep 18

psyducked:

I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name

Sep 18

Anonymous said: why do girls go to the bathroom together

legolasstar:

jointheyoutubefamily:

troyetroyetroye:

unofficialfabulousness:

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

  • to keep out the creepers trying to sneak a peak into the girl bathroom while your peeing
  • to have a feeling of security
  • to have a place to talk where the boys can’t hear
  • to have someone to help with either your hair, outfit or makeup
  • to gossip in safety
  • to cry in safety
  • to talk about the hottie in your algebra class
  • to get away from the forever judging society filled with antifeminists for a few moments
  • to tell each other you look like sluts and need to tone down the cat eye and pull up your shirt without the chance of other people hearing
  • to tell a secret
  • possibly because you both have to go to the bathroom

Also to rap battle

To sacrifice the males

To have lesbian sex

To open the Chamber of Secrets

Sep 18

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

Sep 18

mindfang:

WHY WOULD SEGREGATING GAY BOYS FROM STRAIGHT BOYS ON CAMPING TRIPS MAKE ANY SENSE LIKE IF YOURE TRYING TO KEEP THEM FROM HAVING SEX WITH EACHOTHER YOURE LITERALLY PUTTING ALL THE BOYS WHO LIKE OTHER BOYS TOGETHER IN A TENT ALONE

Sep 18

nyehs:

DID YOU KNOW THAT “HECK” IS A COMBINATION OF “HELL” AND “FUCK” A WORD CREATED OUT OF TWO BAD WORDS THAT IS TREATED AS THE LAMEST WORD EVER WHEN IN REALITY IT IS DOUBLE BAD

Sep 18

mira-of-sassgard:

yansquid:

wanderinginthetardis:

burqalicious:

THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE

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THE IMAGE WON’T LOAD, PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS SPIDERMAN THREE.

IT IS AND ITS STILL SO PAINFUL TO WATCH

Sep 18

I want to prove a point to my mother

valley-cat:

Reblog if school has ever caused you:

Stress
Anxiety
Depression
Social anxiety

She doesn’t believe that this happens please help me show her it does and it’s an issue.